27th February 2012
Chat reblogged from Infinitely Undiscoverable with 188 notes
Speaking of antelope, I always wonder what they would have thought of Mufasa's "Circle of Life" speech
- antelope: oh mother of fuck
- antelope: c'mon man can you let me go this time
- antelope: i'm having a really rough day
- antelope: yeah yeah i know circle of life
- antelope: sounds great til you're the one who just got tackled by a fucking carnivore
- antelope: your body becomes the grass and i eat the grass
- antelope: fine that's great but i bet you don't get torn limb from limb
- antelope: seriously though why me can't you eat bob instead
- antelope: i mean he's an asshole no one likes him
- antelope: just this morning he took a shit in the water hole
- antelope: WHO DOES THAT am i right
- antelope: me on the other hand, i'm not so bad
- antelope: i have kids too did i mention that
- antelope: ok dude that is my fucking leg
- antelope: let go
- antelope: are you even listening to me
- antelope:
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- antelope: i hate you
- antelope: i hope you get run over by a herd of wildebeest
Source: bubonickitten